14 July 2003

ThroneOut Mint presents first Diana collectable

The ThroneOut Mint is proud to present the first of our own line in high-quality royal collectables.

The Diana Inflatable Crash-Test Sex Doll

Manufactured in rip-proof nylon, the doll is a beautiful testament to the People’s Princess. From the surprised facial expression that says “watch out for the pillar!”, the tightly clenched buttocks that say “I've been around a bit” to the pert, bouncy tits that say “this is clearly just our normal sex doll with a Diana face added” – the Diana Inflatable Crash-Test Sex Doll is a collectable that will become a family heirloom and have your less-favoured children contesting your last will and testament after you die.

For further information see:
BBC - Diana fund faces financial crisis

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