19 April 2005

Dunce Harry fails basic army IT test

The British Army increasingly relies on technology these days - scores of Arab women and children can now be killed with a simple click on a mouse.

As a consequence, trainee British Army officers are expected to be computer literate. This includes Prince Harry, who was let in to officer training with just two A-Levels at Grades B & D, despite virtually all other recruits being required to have a degree.

Unfortunately though, Harry's lack of intellect is beginning to show - he's just failed a basic Army competency test in IT.

According to the Mirror:
"instructors were amazed that Harry failed it.

He seemed to lack the same skills as the other recruits."


The Mirror also reported:

The prince has revealed he wants to join the Household Cavalry when his military training comes to an end.

He is understood to favour one of the most senior regiments in the British Army for a host of reasons. Best known for its ceremonial duties, it appeals to his love of horses and playing polo.


UK Taxpayers will be glad to know that their supposed security now rests partly in the hands of a borderline retard who has joined up to play polo (entirely financed of course by the UK taxpayer).

The Mirror - Harry Flunks Army Test

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